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Stinky Periods in History

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Your result for The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test…

The Prioress

   

You are a moral person and are also highly intellectual. You like your solitude but are also kind and helpful to those around you. Guided by a belief in the goodness of mankind you will likely be christened a saint after your life is over.

You scored high as both the Lady and the Monk. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the lady, or you can be happy that you’re an individual.

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(Via Christopher, my knight in a clean t-shirt.)

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I Am Master of Exposition

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Your result for The What Middle Earth race do you belong to Test…

Wizard

You scored 0% Size & Strength, 82% Morality, 35% Aggression, and 71% Intelligence.

   

You scored high in morality and intelligence, but lower in physical strength and aggression, which means you’re probably a Wizard.  Counted among the very wise and (with that one exception) good creatures of Middle Earth are the Wizards, or Istari.  Though they appear as old men, the Istari are actually powerful Maiar spirits sent from Valinor to Middle Earth to act as caretakers of the land and guides to men and beasts.  Their supernatural heritage means they’re also the only line of defense against rogue Maiar like Balrogs.  Though only Gandalf, Saruman and Radagast are named through the novels, there are two other Wizards at large in Middle Earth, quietly working to bring tranquility to their surroundings.  Your polar opposite is the Urûk-Hai.

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(Via everybody!)

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Counter Meme

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And Janni Simner springs a meme of her own "because most memes fail to ask the things we really want to know" — I’m going to employ the same one word answer rule. (Compound nouns count!)

1. Have you ever killed a man? no
2. With your own hands? no
3. What, in your opinion, is the best way to transport contraband across state and country lines? Burt Reynolds
4. Even if you’re transporting explosives? yes
5. Really? yes
6. Have you ever stolen a library book? yes
7. On purpose, or only because you found it under your bed years after you reported it lost and paid the fine? purposefully
8. Where were you on November 1, 2007? home
9. Can you prove it? yep
10. You had to think about that, didn’t you? yep
11. How much is it worth to you for me to pretend I didn’t notice? nada
12. Have you spent years building up an immunity to iocane powder? (And if you know a faster method, will you share it?) no
13. Name three different ways to start a fire. Drew Barrymore, Human Torch, matches
14. Now try to convince me you only know that because you were a Girl/Boy Scout/Guide once. wasn’t
15. How many digits of pi can you recite from memory? zero
16. Did you have to count out the digits on your fingers to answer that? no
17. Did you check online to make sure you remembered right before answering? no
18. Does all this talk about numbers make you uncomfortable? very
19. Or are you just wondering what it has to do with the rest of the meme? no
20. Seriously, where did you bury the body? permafrost
21. Where were you on March 16, 2036? why
22. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump, too? yep (note: only because they would probably have a very good reason — smart friends)
23. What is the ninja replacement score for your life? none

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Friday Words

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Via the one and only Reechard Butner:

You know the drill: one word answers only.
1. Where is your mobile phone? desk
2. Your significant other? Sillyhead
3. Your hair? blond
4. Your mother? smart
5. Your father? cranky
6. Your favorite thing? unexpected
7. Your dream last night? forgotten
8. Your favorite drink? champagne
9. Your dream/goal? flexible
10. The room you’re in? windowed
11. Your ex? forgotten
12. Your fear? luck
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? here
14. Where were you last night? bedrace
15. What you’re not? flighty
16. Muffins? maybe
17. One of your wish list items? scooter
18. Where you grew up? country
19. The last thing you did? chat
20. What are you wearing? green
21. Your TV? shows
22. Your pets? groomer
23. Your computer? currently
24. Your life? good
25. Your mood? tired
26. Missing someone? yep
27. Your car? cute
28. Something you’re not wearing? tiara
29. Favorite Store? Lush
30. Your summer? hot
31. Like someone? lots
32. Your favorite color? blue
33. When is the last time you laughed? today
34. Last time you cried? PMS

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Two Silly Monkey Quizzes

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Your Score: Eeyore

      

You scored 14 Ego, 17 Anxiety,  and 11 Agency!

      

      

      "Do you know what A means, little Piglet?"        

"No, Eeyore, I don’t."        

"It  means  Learning,  it means Education, it means all the things that you and Pooh haven’t got. That’s what A means."        

"Oh,"  said  Piglet  again.  "I  mean,  does  it?"   he explained quickly.        

"I’m  telling  you.  People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so  it  doesn’t  count.’  They walk to and fro saying ‘Ha ha!’ But do they know anything about A?  They  don’t.  It’s  just  three  sticks to them. But to the Educated–mark  this,  little  Piglet–to  the  Educated,   not meaning  Poohs  and Piglets, it’s a great and glorious A.

You scored as Eeyore!

ABOUT EEYORE: Eeyore lives in his own thistley corner of the forest and wonders why people don’t come to visit him more often. He is master of the Guilt Trip, and is always gently forgiving his visitors for neglecting him. Eeyore considers himself to be smarter than the other inhabitants of the Hundred Acre Wood, and is often exasperated by their habit of having adventures and general merriment.

WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT YOU: You are an anxious person, and you tend to expect the worst. Your friends find you somewhat cynical at times, because you have found that it is best to expect disappointment. You often feel unappreciated by the people you work with, but you rarely actually try and do anything to change that fact.

Your close friends admire you more than you think they do. They wish that you would learn to stop worrying so much and actually start trying to fix what is bothering you. If something is making you unhappy… change it!       

Link: The Deep and Meaningful Winnie-The-Pooh Character Test written by wolfcaroling  
Your Reputation Is: Mystery Girl
You’re the girl that everyone is trying to figure out.
Men are attracted to your intriguing persona – and women want to copy it!

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