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75 Book Challenge # 1

So I am way behind the others at actually saying anything about most of the paltry six books I’ve read so far this year, but consider this my effort to catch up. I have been keeping the little star-based sidebar going down there at the end of the righthand column. And, because I have no time, I’m just thumbnailing these. (Or linking them, but the little sidebar will take you straight to the correct Amazon page and if you click and buy, I get a kickback. Just saying. Mama needs Wiscon plane tix.)

1. The Dreams Our Stuff Is Made Of: How Science Fiction Conquered the World by Thomas M. Disch – I read this after I did an interview with Kevin Brockmeier and he brought it up. Science fiction rules the world and all that. I semi-hearted it; finding some things a bit outmoded already, but still, interesting concepts and worth a read if you’re interested in this kind of thing. (I found the chapter on feminism in SF thinner than I wanted, but also think that’s just me and my own druthers and that the way it’s handled works fine in the context of the rest of the book.)

2. Manstealing for Fat Girls by Michelle Embree – A wonderful, gritty book about the horrific yet hopeful lives of poor teenagers in 1980s St. Louis. The period is perfectly evoked as is the real-deal, brutality of high school and just how ugly it can get. But, like I said, it’s a hopeful book too. The narrator, Angie, has a thoroughly charming, believable voice that owns the book. The promotional materials describe it as John Waters meets John Hughes and that’s apt, with perhaps some Harmony Korine thrown in. I stayed up late, late, late reading this one even though I was Martian Death Cold felled (and have Jenny D to thank for it — the book, not the cold).

3. Love Walked In by Marisa de los Santos – Loved it. See this.

4. Other Electricities by Ander Monson – (A reread, but it counts!) Liked it a great deal, even more the second time around. See this.

5. The Tourmaline by Paul Park – I’ll have more to say on this one at some point in the future. But: It didn’t disappoint. It does, however, suffer more than the The Princess of Roumania from the split, mostly at the beginning. It was hard for me to get back into the world and I kept just forcing myself to keep going and then lo and behold the second section of the novel came and it was suddenly an effortless read. Because the beginning of The Tourmaline is an ending. In fact, if just the first hundred pages of this one had been left at the end of Princess, it would have been better for both books. (And actually, this is my own weird tic, but I was more likely to pick these up as two not-huge novels instead of one big fat chihuahua killer. Although I disagree with the split on philosophical grounds, on purely selfish ones I accept it with grace.) Anyway, like I said, more to come, but yes, yay, next part, please.

6. The Rainbow Opera by Elizabeth Knox – An amazing first young adult novel by the amazing Elizabeth Knox (whose other novels, for adults, are some of my favorites). Justine first tipped me off to this one; you should read her more detailed post here. Anyway, if you’re a fan of big, complex dreamlands and maps and flawed, engaging characters and beautiful imagery and sand golems and big, sweeping set-ups and political intrigue… Getting my drift? This book unfolds in deceptively simple fashion, but underneath is a rich, complex story that, thankfully, continues in a coming-relatively-soon second installment (at least to countries from where it can be procured online). One of my favorite things was the best friendship at the heart of the story — it’s honestly drawn, with none of the cartoonish competition that so often characterizes the friendships of girls in fiction. And the ending is completely satisfying if cliff-hangery, but my copy (unlike Justine’s) did indicate it was part one of a "duet." I wish I wasn’t slammed so I could devote an entire post to this one.

I’m almost done with Justin Tussing’s book and a reread of Mothers and Other Monsters, but not quite, so I’ll let myself off those particular hooks for now. I’ve also started reading stories for the Fountain Award, which is tres fun so far, but counts not at all on the 75.

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Cartoons & Reactions

Flemming Rose, the culture editor of Jyllands-Posten who commissioned and published those now infamous cartoons, explains the decision in a must-read piece in today’s WaPo:

Has Jyllands-Posten insulted and disrespected Islam? It certainly didn’t intend to. But what does respect mean? When I visit a mosque, I show my respect by taking off my shoes. I follow the customs, just as I do in a church, synagogue or other holy place. But if a believer demands that I, as a nonbeliever, observe his taboos in the public domain, he is not asking for my respect, but for my submission. And that is incompatible with a secular democracy.

(We now return you to your regularly scheduled non-current affairsy posts.)

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Silly Egg

Boiled_eggBeing a short anecdote to remind everyone why Christopher’s the cook and I amn’t.

Today, I decided I wanted to boil an egg so I could have an Omega-3 boiled egg, cheese and tomato sandwich (toasted) for lunch. The boiled egg used to be a staple of my single cooking repertoire. A long time ago, a friend taught me how to make perfect, just the right amount of soft boiled eggs with toast soldiers. I’d stick the egg in my egg cup, crack it and saw off the top with a knife — a very satisfying culinary achievement — then dip the toast in and be extremely happy. I hardly ever have soft-boiled eggs anymore, because I don’t think C. really believes in them. Anyway, what I’m saying is: at one time, I knew how boiling eggs worked; I could look at my little red egg timer and choose the perfect moment of lunar eclipse at which to remove the eggs and eat them.

So sure was I that I knew how to boil the eggs that I asked for no help. I let C. stay in his office while I was making them. I brought the water to a boil. I turned it off. I put in the egg timer and the eggs. You there yet?

I managed to salvage one of them by nuking it in the microwave for thirty seconds after spreading it on the toast. I managed to wait several hours before I revealed my process to C.

Ahem.

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Searching for Something

Inspired by Justine (though I’m too lazy to link to the pages here these actually led to), random search strings that led people here in the last 24 hours:

El Monte Calle
What year is Matt Czuchry
Silly Games
curtis sittenfeld "the man of my dreams"
joan d. vinge
CENSORED
paparrazi of milo and alexis
"Dave Schwartz" + weather
weevil + veronica + music videos
Logan and Veronica wallpaper
Dan Chiasson and Justin Tussing
Firebirds Rising
real life novel princess
teapots Austen
mud pies in Haiti

(Who are Milo and Alexis? Oh and welcome, Veronica Mars fans/Gilmore Girls fans/Old Man Sittenfeld…)

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Friday Hangovers

The I’m Sleepy edition…

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Thursday Hangovers

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I fear Daniel Palladino is getting ready to double-axle us:

A Vineyard Valentine. As Valentine’s Day approaches, Rory (Alexis Bledel) and Logan (Matt Czuchry) invite Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Luke (Scott Patterson) to spend a weekend with them at Logan’s family’s house on Martha’s Vineyard. Rory and Logan have a wonderful time, but Lorelai is upset by Luke’s unfriendly attitude toward Logan. Luke’s attitude changes when he realizes he forgot to buy Lorelai a Valentine gift, and Logan saves the day by letting Luke give Lorelai one of the gifts he had bought for Rory. When Lorelai finally confesses to Luke that she is worried the wedding will never take place, he reassures her that they will get married soon. The weekend ends in an ugly scene when Logan’s father, Mitchum Huntzberger (guest star Gregg Henry), arrives and berates Logan for ignoring his responsibilities in the family business. Melissa McCarthy also stars. The episode was written and directed by Daniel Palladino. 

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Heart to Heart

gAntiv1. Dana’s collected some choice anti-Valentines from her friends over at #1HS. Her own is about a particularly noxious college neighbor:

My neighbor in college–a girl from the bayous named (I shit you not) Katrina–would appear on my doorstep daily, Schneider-like, to bend my ear, always with terrible news. Sometimes it was because she had rescued half-dead cats. Sometimes it was because the half-dead cats had peed on her bed.

Dobler2. The fabulous Hank Stuever has a piece about Lloyd Dobler:

Heaps of devotional words have been written about Lloyd Dobler. The early stages of a popularized Internet seemed to exist for people to make Lloyd Dobler references, and Lloyd Dobler tribute pages that linger ("Last updated on July 1, 1997"). There’s a fairly successful Wheaton-based band called the Lloyd Dobler Effect, which has toured forever. (Sadly, a Hootie and the Blowfish comparison in a review of the Lloyd Dobler Effect’s work prevents us from going any further.)

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You Left Your Heart in the Zoo: The Queen of Cool

Cecil

Happy Valentine’s Day — I can’t think of anything better to give you than a recommendation for Cecil Castellucci’s new book The Queen of Cool. Run out and buy it immediately; you can, because today’s the official release day. (And hey, look at that, Amazon is pairing it with her WONDERFUL, WUNDERKIND first novel Boy Proof — get it too, if you don’t have it.)

Queen is the story of Libby Brin, a popular girl who’s dying of boredom on the inside. Her friends are the thin kind of clever (if), dedicated to endless, half-hearted attempts at entertaining themselves. Libby decides one day to join an internship program at the L.A. Zoo, even though her friends don’t much like the idea. She’s grouped with the memorable Tina aka "Tiny," a little person with an outsize personality, and Sheldon, the most appealing, nerdiest science nerd in recent memory. Despite Libby’s natural efforts to sabotage the whole thing, ultimately she begins to see that her new uncool life is far better than her old one.

Any such description of this book is a pale version of the real thing. Cecil Castellucci writes like no one but herself. Her characters live inside this amazing voice she has and they breathe and act a million times bigger than should be possible in so few pages. (The perfect amount of pages.) It’s a magic trick to cram such a big book with such big emotions into such a slender volume. Not a word is wasted. So, read her already, okay? Love you too.

(p.s. If I had a million dollars, I would have sent you all copies of this today.)

See also:
Interview at Cynsations
Colleen’s take
Interview at the Montreal Mirror

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