Whoever designed the room service menus at the Dolphin is a new breed of visionary–I expect Oprah might be calling this person up at any time, asking them to provide a certain signature brand of uplift. Excerpts from said menu are below; the titles are what the various time-of-day menus are called, the rest is self-explanatory.
Found poem # 1:
Revitalizing Experiences
tater tots
mac & cheese
baked potato
bok choy
asparagus
(Please feel free to snap your fingers along with these.)
Found poem # 2:
Inspiring Meals
cheeseburger
chicken fingers
triple decker grilled cheese
mac & cheese
spaghetti, meat sauce
The drink menus are Private Moments (wine) and Refreshing Retreats (men, er, I mean beer).
p.s. Am having a blast, talkingtalkingtalking, and hopefully didn't embarrass myself when accepting my lovely Veritas plaque. Tonight, parties.