I’m always forgetting to read McSweeney’s lists. The recent Rejected Bond Girls by Rebecca Waits is fabulous:
Chlamydia Johnson
Pussy Notsomuch
Gloria Abortion
Noteeth McHarelip
Star Jones
Incestua
Plenty O’Hep
Jenny Arthritis
Xenophobia
S’phyllis
See also: Forthcoming Books in the Increasingly Mature Harry Potter Series