To Mister Christopher Rowe! Who is not your lord and savior, but is currently playing me Schoolhouse Rock videos on YouTube (pronouns!).*
Wish him a merry birthday, y’all.
*Except this was pre-posted at 11:18, so we’re probably asleep right now.
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Happy birthday! (Not pre-posted, which means I probably should go to sleep now.)
And happy holidays!
Happy you-got-born day, Colonel. Not pre-posted, but I’m still sleeping while I type this.
Happy Birthday! Happy Holidays, G!
Happy Birthday Christopher! I am fully awake and eating many christmas cookies in your honor.
Happy birthday to him!
(Pronouns were made to take the place of a noun, ’cause saying all those nouns over and over can really get you down.)
Because I have pronouns, I can say:
I wish him a merry birthday!
I dedicate my traditional Christmas morning Bellini to celebration of Rowemas!
Happy birthday Christopher!
(And to Rufus Xavier Sasparilla, wherever he is. The pronouns video might be my favorite of the Schoolhouse Rock series.)
Happy Birthday.
Happy B-lated B-day!